If you’re in Dallas and you’re hungry, you got 2 problems: do you eat fancy or do you eat low key? If you eat low key, you got no problems; if you eat fancy, you got 2 problems: did you over pay and was it worth it? If you didn’t over pay, you got no problems; if it wasn’t worth it, you got 2 problems: where to go next and will you have any fun? If you come to Cedar Springs, you got no problems, if you go to Deep Ellum, you got 2 problems: was the band any good and was the drink worth the price? If the band was good, you got no problems; if the drink wasn’t worth the price, you got 2 problems: should you get another drink there or do you go the cedars. If you go to Mike’s Gemini in the Cedars, you got no problems, if you don’t go to Mikes you got 2 problems: did you go to Lee Harvey’s or did you not go to Lee Harvey’s? If you went to Lee Harvey’s, you got no problems; if you didn’t go to Lee Harvey’s, you got 2 problems: there’s nothing left to do in the Cedars and now you gotta find something to do. If you find something else to do in the Cedars, you got no problems; if you don’t, you got 2 problems: you’re hungry now and where to do we go? If you got Lakewood Landing or Cosmos, you got no problems; if you go to Ships you got 2 problems: they don’t serve food and you’re still hungry. If you’re so hungry that you’re not hungry now, you got no problems; if you’re still hungry you got 2 problems: how much more time should you spend looking for food or should you just give up? If you just give up and go home, you got no problems; if you’re still looking for food, you got 2 problems:  How far away is it and do they have any parking? If it’s close you got no problems, if they don’t have parking, you have 2 problems: do you valet or do you go to Cedar Springs. If you go to Cedar Springs where there’s parking, you got no problems; if you’re not on Cedar Springs and you have to valet, you got 2 problems: is it free and do you tip? If it’s free you got no problems, if it’s not free, you have a lot of problems: you’re hungry, you’re broke, you’re tired, you got no buzz, you didn’t go to Mike’s, you didn’t go to Lee’s, you didn’t go to Landing, you didn’t go to Cosmos, its late and most of the kitchens are closed. You clearly made bad decisions and your life is spiraling out of control. None of this would have ever happened if you had just gone to Roy G’s, damnit. Roy G’s has new friends, good food, cheap drinks, lots of parking, and chill vibes. If you’re at Roy G’s, you got no problems. Make good choices

© 2023 by Moon Struck. Proudly created with Wix.com